Saturday, December 31, 2011

I won't make a resolution.

I won't make a New Year's Resolution.  However, I will give you a list of things I won't do in this up and coming year.

1.  I will not try cocaine or heroine.  Not because I am anti-drug, but because its not really in my budget.
2.  I will not buy an elephant.  As awesome as it would be to own an elephant and call it Cupcake, I simply do not have the cash flow or the know how on how to pull this off.  I will review this and create a how-to guide on elephant ownership.
3.  I will not volunteer in a soup kitchen, unless they do a feature television piece on how awesome Jon Pee is. 
4.  I will not hire a clown for my daughters birthday. 
5.  I will not hire a life coach.  Mainly because they are sort of silly.  I will cover this in another post.
Okay, so that's five things I am pretty sure I can avoid doing.  No let downs here.  I can personally guarantee that I will not fail.
How about you?

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