I won't make a New Year's Resolution. However, I will give you a list of things I won't do in this up and coming year.
1. I will not try cocaine or heroine. Not because I am anti-drug, but because its not really in my budget.
2. I will not buy an elephant. As awesome as it would be to own an elephant and call it Cupcake, I simply do not have the cash flow or the know how on how to pull this off. I will review this and create a how-to guide on elephant ownership.
3. I will not volunteer in a soup kitchen, unless they do a feature television piece on how awesome Jon Pee is.
4. I will not hire a clown for my daughters birthday.
5. I will not hire a life coach. Mainly because they are sort of silly. I will cover this in another post.
Okay, so that's five things I am pretty sure I can avoid doing. No let downs here. I can personally guarantee that I will not fail.
How about you?
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